unReality

There has been a popular meme going around recently about, "Tell us about 5 *weird* things about you."

I have considered participating in it.
But I haven't.
Why?
Duh!
Everything about me is pretty much weird.
But I do have a true confession time here.
I'm a reality tv whore.
But within limits.
I've never watched one episode of Survivor.
or Amazing Race
or The Real World.
I didn't catch the 1st season of American Idol
except the finals,
Kelly vs. Justin!!!
Squee!
and I thought it was a total teeny-bopper cluster-fuck.
But then along came
Ruben vs. Clay!!!
OMG!
I suck,
I slurped along with Joe Millionaire
and the Real Housewives of the OC.
(did I mention that Desperate Housewives gives me hives?)
If you have a ghost
or denomic posession,
I'm your bitch.
Hello, Jason and Grant!
They're here to help.
Who ya gonna call?
Girl Children tow the line
why?
Because,
I may just replace their mommy with
some whack-a-do
ultra-conservative/liberal
vegan/evangelical
cleaning-fiend-slob
Don't make me
call my
Super Nanny!!!
Have I even mentioned
Talk Shows?
Oprah is swahili for G*d
Dr. Phil has the forehead of doom
Montel has Sylvia talking to dead people
and Tyra is fierce!

*end*

GothGirl and I have been saying for a long time now that we should have our own RealiTV Show. Or at the very least our own podcast. But it really needs to be in real time, you know the saying, "you really had to be there." That's us. We're really freaking entertaining, but we don't translate well after the fact.

Case in point; you really should have been here tonight while we watched the guys sing on American Idol. We said shit Randy and Simon reiterated a good 5 minutes before their producers put it on the air. Our stinging commentary about Paula's alleged drug use and why people like SUNDANCE! HEAD! are still on this show were straight up brilliant!!!! Forget Joan & Melissa, they are industry hacks, the future is Beth(Snarkdog) & Sarah(GothGrrl). Look to us for your entertainment industry bullshit meter adjustment.